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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — A bold new strategy was proposed at this weekend’s state Libertarian…

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May 23, 2025

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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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