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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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